I agree!!!I have never been around a race that is so full of themselves and full of Dubya too.  At the same time, they have such a fantastic planet to explore.   Have you been to the Grand Canyon??  How about Hawaii??  Wow!!Just list a couple things you can do here.  That is why some of us keep visiting and putting up with the human race.

As I previously posted some time back, we've named DreamRadio1 the "Official Radio Station of Ufopals.com"--  Not sure what that really means, and I have to admit some amazement that they actually seem quite pleasantly delighted with this dubious honor!

I guess "pleasantly delighted"  wasn't a reaction I expected from a legendary gang of reclusive outlaw pirate radio broadcasters-- chalk that up as one of life's little surprises.

Of course, my next step was to try to convince them to let us stream their broadcasts from our homepage. Unfortunately, though, we've hit a little snag here. They're open to the idea, but because they operate by subscription only they're afraid that allowing streaming on Web sites such as our own will put a damper on what little revenue they manage to plunder. Even pirates gotta make a buck, I guess.

Is that the end of it? Well I did briefly entertain the idea of hacking in an illegal stream-- pirating the pirates, so to speak. But it occurs to me that even outlaws can retain lawyers. Probably not a good idea.

They've suggested a far better solution-- They're considering allowing us to stream selected playlists that they handpick for us. They haven't firmly committed yet, but since they are the ones that brought it up in the first place, it's probably just a matter of time. And patience, on our part. As soon as I hear one way or another I'll post the news here, so be sure to check back often. And keep your fingers (tentacles, or whatever terminal appendages your species possesses) crossed!

In the meantime, Here's a link CLICK HERE to a recent playlist they posted on Rhapsody. Enjoy.

-- Roman

 Dear humans--
Your speculations about rural abductions are elementary. I can tell you for a fact, that I have been visiting your planet since about the time that the first slimy creature decided it was brave enough to crawl up on the beach, and I have never known any one of my colleagues to abduct any of you. Yes, aliens are real! No, we've never found the need to hypnotize and kidnap any of you. We live among you in all sorts of forms: animal, plant, as odorless invisible gas, and we've been observing you and this planet since before there was any such thing as a human. We know you better than you know yourselves, and the idea that we would need to do weird biological tests on you is so silly that I have a hard time even spending the time to think about it. Your stories of abduction in rural America are just that: stories. I think that it reveals a lot about what human fear more than anything: paralyzed, taken against your will, anully probed. As if we'd need to probe your anuses!!! We had your DNA fully catalogued and replicated on a thousand planets in other galaxies for a thousand years before your great pyramids were even built. Stop being so full of yourselves and worrying about aliens. Have a cheeseburger and a beer and swim in the ocean. It won't get any better than that.
Zon

Hello--
My name is unpronouncable in your feeble human tongue, so for matters of convenience, you can just call me Zon. I was contemplating your existensial dilemna, this matter of why humans seem incapable of finding happiness. I think that the biggest problem from what I've observed in 2000 years of visiting your planet, mostly in the form of a colorless gas smelling vaguely of lilac, is that humans are hard-wired to be consumed by the idea that they won't be able to achieve what they've constructed in their minds as their destiny. Also, humans have such unbelievably short lives that they feel their windows of oppurtunity shut when they turn their backs to deal with the moment. Happiness for a race that is continually impulsive and compulsive is impossible. Once the human race finally gets the technology like the rest of us, and you're able to extend your lives to a thousand Earth years, maybe you'll all finally get some perspective. The human view of life is as reliable as someone giving their opinion of a song after hearing one note. So, eat some ice cream, smoke weed and have sex, time is short.
Zon

 What makes the human race tick?  Why  are they so unsatisfied with their lives?  Do you ever meet any who really seem happy?  I know very few who are happy!  Do you think there are things we can do to help them be more satisfied?   Any ideas?

It's so cool that ufopals is finally back!

After you guys dropped out of sight a couple of years ago, I figured it was permanent. But here it is 2009 and ufopals is back on the internets after all these years

What happened? Laying low during the Bush years? Can't say I blame you.

Dude, whoever you are it's real good to see you. With all that's going on right now we could use a good laugh.

Hey, Est--  Great idea moving your post to a board of it's own. As you requested, I've copied the post from member AZH, and moved it  below   --Love & kisses,  Al.

From AZH:



HI THERE BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE GALAXIES.
GOOD IDEA EST, LETS GET THE GALACTIC MY SPACERS ON THE LIST.
MY SPACE IS AT
http://www.myspace.com/21926404

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