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[rocket jockey]

I like Ayada was diagnosed with autism as a young child.  I am certain though that I am genetically human if not memeticaly.  I think I am a symbiote probably mutated.  I have no actuall memory of alien past.  As mutant I am highly individualistic.  I think that I might contribute to the evolution of society as a whole.  My egotism is the oppisite side of the coin for suicidal bihavor.  I think all mutants have this egotistic-sucidal eithor or behavior.  Most mutations don't get passed on, thus suicidal behavor.  However it is muatation that cause evolution, there egotism.

[Al Gore]

plus I am an "Honor Roll Student" in Eleventh Grade. These are not normal of a common mentally challenged human, even if the human is high Functioning.

Welcome, Ayada!

The fact that you're an honor roll student in a culture that shuns achivements of intellect, or intellegence itself, for that matter, is enough to suggest you've just got to be  "one of us."

In a society of people who would rather go into debt so they can have more cable TV stations, and more minutes on their "family" plans, than pay for an adequate education system for their children-- You managed to shine! 

It's great that, like us, you're willing to come out of the closet and honor your alien heritage.
Humans--  They're NOT all that!

[Al Gore]

I think I am a symbiote probably mutated.

Welcome, Rocket Jockey!

Perhaps you are the results of one of the late Dr. Mengele's research experiments, like I was (As explained in my "List" profile here: http://ufopals.com/Thelist.htm ).

Dr. Mengele's evil intentions aside, we symbiotic beings do quite well for ourselves. I myself  legitimately won the U.S. presidential elections of 2000!

Maybe you're right. Maybe we are a bit egotistical.

BTW: Post your name & a hometown, if you'd like, & we'll add you to "The List." Or, if you prefer, just message the info to Roman.

Welcome "Home," Rocket!

[Roman]

Yo-- Gore--

Where have you been? Call or message me.

-- Roman

[rocket jockey]

Patrick Hanrahan
Portland, Oregon

Actualy I meant that non-suicidal mutations are egotistical.
Egotism isn't a bad thing especially if you are a rare individual in your enviorment.  It is the purpose of all living things to make more individuals like themselves.  That is any lifeform, when it comes down to it "thinks" that it is the most important type of lifeform.

[Pete]

Echoing Roman-- Where have you been, Gore-Mon!

DON'T run again in '08. STOP wasting your time with the humans! 

[rocket jockey]

Humans as a whole aren't that bad they just can't seem to get democracy quite right before some idividuals exploit the group.  Same goes with communism.

[Bruno]

they just can't seem to get democracy quite right before some individuals exploit the group.  Same goes with communism.

Maybe it's large groups that they have a problem with. Get them one-on-one, or in small groups, and they're actually not that annoying.

But when they organize into anything over, say 20 individuals---- WATCH out! Religion, government, business, rush hour on the freeway, it doesn't matter----  At best they'll merely be inefficient. At worst they'll be exploitive, sneaky, and/or downright dangerous.

[Worldomination]

I am Worldomination. I am from Cydonia, Mars, and I am tired of the silliness created by all those earthlings.
They are a law unto themselves, and must be destroyed

[Roman]

I am from Cydonia, Mars, and I am tired of the silliness created by all those earthlings.
They are a law unto themselves, and must be destroyed

W  E  L  C  O  M  E    WORLDDOMINATION!
Perhaps it's that very "silliness" that makes their entertainment forms (films, movies, etc.)  so inexplicably popular throughout the galaxy (Click  HERE ).

The Google Empire would probably have a problem with simply destroying the humans--  They own the licensing rights to all human entertainment, And  naturally, Mission Commander, Ol' Smokey,[/url] would argue that this would be a waste of "good meat."

Smokey seems to be in the minority on that one. Most of us find human meat rancid & foul-tasting & a bit stringy. 

BTW, Cydonia is one helluva "party town." You don't happen to know the Varley sisters, do you? GOOD people.

Cheers! -- Roman

[Cazzy]

Yes, please do add me!

[Cazzy]

I should also say here and now...that all aliens do not want to exterminate humans,
Some aliens just want to polay guitar,ok?


Peace?


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Cazzy
The Alien Blues Dude

[Roman]

I should also say here and now...that all aliens do not want to exterminate humans,
Some aliens just want to polay guitar,ok?

W  E  L  C  O  M  E    C A Z Z Y ! 
The Great Council agrees with you-- Although  my dear colleague & friend  O'l Smokey,   would say extermination isn't possibly a quick enough end for a species he abhors!  Our official policy is that humans are our responsibility, like them or not. Thanks to a Saukoul, who, some 3.2 million Earth years ago, apparently couldn't keep his fly zipped, humans are our offspring  click here to learn more.

Granted, the Saukoul's are hardly the most popular  member-species of the Galactic Commonwealth. Still, I'm bound to uphold Council policy. And that states that we are not to exterminate the humans during the transition.

Unless, of course, it becomes just too inconvenient not too.

-- Roman

[Al Gore]

Welcome Aboard, Cazzy! 

Do you play professionally?

 Anyone representing you outside the solar system? Let's talk.
Al.

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