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 "chris simons"
    sydney
   australia

[themnax]

themnax of lananara, low person of the council of low persons of the universe, and symbol of the council of low persons of lananara.

(thenag en lananara, jzhutho een ajzhajzhutho een ajzha, neesh een ajzhajzhutho een lananara)

from a small green planet in a distant galaxy

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[Roman]

W  E  L  C  O  M  E    "H A V I N  B E E N   F..." (well, YOU know...) ! 
Sydney, Austrailia?! How'd YOU rate, man? And here I get stuck getting assigned to some backwater in soggy Oregon!

You must have connections with someone on the Great Council-- 

I do, too... But not exactly good ones. After that whole incident with his wife... And then I went and wrecked his new cruiser (didn't see that astroid comin'!)...

Great to have you on the team, "Chris."

Cheers!


-- Roman

[Roman]

W  E  L  C  O  M  E    " T H E M N A X " ! !   
uhh... All Jeer the Ignominious Low-Person of Lananara... 

No, that can't be the proper greeting. I'm not sure how to pay you the proper... I guess, DIS-respect a person of your... uhh... non-lofty position deserves...  or is it "doesn't" deserve... wait--  That makes even more less sense... 

All this is hurting my brains. So to hell with it-- Our warmest welcome, Themnax   

Best regards,

-- Roman

[Busa]

Add mine Please

Warren Sharp
for the planet Nibiru

[Roman]

W  E  L  C  O  M  E    " B U S A " ! !   
Ambassador Sharp--  It's an honor to add your name to "The List."

I spent a school vacation on Nibiru back in my college days. The four hour sunsets take your breath away! Guess you probably get kind of used to it. Met a girl that trip--  You know, one of the valley dwellers. She was gorgeous. Fun, wild times. She was actually able to twist her promisxc... uhh... never mind. I forgot. That's probably still illegal on your planet.

Hope you enjoy your stay on Earth. Any thing you need, please don't hesitate to call.

Our best,

-- Roman

[cleme]

Waz gone on bross
Hope you like this planet

is not that bad TRUST  ME
 so have a good one  "peace"

[cleme]

Waz gone on bross
Hope you like this planet

is not that bad TRUST ?ME
 so have a good one ?"peace"